I can certainly never call my life "dull"! LOL!
7:30 am--Addyson wakes up. I run to the bathroom and Jason gets her out of her cradle. I come out of the bathroom to see Jason scrambling around for something on my side of the bed while Addyson is screaming her head off! He had "tried" to change her diaper without putting anything under her and she peed EVERYWHERE! On MY side of the bed! So at the crack of dawn I was stripping the sheets off of the bed and trying to figure out how to clean the memory foam pad we have on there! Fun was to start the morning huh?
8:00 am--Jason wakes up Drew because we were going to the library this morning. He tries to give her cereal and she has a meltdown. Apparently she is used to eating dry cereal out of a bag in the car on the way to the library (because we are always running late!) and thought that she wasn't getting to go since he was trying to feed her! LOL!
8:30 am--My blow dryer will not come on at all! It does NOTHING! I freak out (because my hair was wet & there was no way I was going to town looking like that but who was going to break that news to Drew? LOL!)
8:30-9:00 am--Jason performs surgery on my blow dryer. Drew runs in to tell me that "daddy fissed it!" He comes in and says "It works but I have to hold it for you". I assumed that there was a short in the cord and he had to hold it to keep it on. WRONG! He had CUT OFF the plug part and was standing there holding 2 wires in the outlet! OMG! I freaked out and told him that he was going to electrocute himself to which he told me to "Shut up and blow your hair dry! You know nothing about electricity!" I may not but I'm fairly certain you are not supposed to hold 2 wires in an outlet! LOL!
10:00 am-- By some miracle of God we made it to town (20 minutes away) for story time with a few minutes to spare even!
11:30 am-- Go into Wal-Mart to buy wipes and a new blow dryer.
12:15 pm-- Come out of Wal-Mart with $150 worth of stuff in 3 small bags and a SCREAMING baby. It was the mad baby goat sound again! LOL! And Drew was limping around hollering, "I can't walk fast! I have a broke weg!" There is nothing at all wrong with her leg! Nothing! LOL!
12:20-12:40 pm-- Sit in Whataburger drive-thru listening to one kid scream and the other singing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" at the top of her lungs in an attempt to quiet the screaming one.
12:50 pm-- Halfway home & I realized that I did not buy a dang blow dryer!
1:00 pm-- Wake up girls to get them out of the car. Both took offense to that! LOL!
1:00-2:00 pm-- Feed Addyson & fight with Drew about eating her burger who kept telling me to "wait a little minute!"
2:00 pm-- Finally got to eat a very cold cheeseburger!
LOL!
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8 comments:
oh you have your hands full!! ;D Hope you are enjoying mommyhood with 2 little ladies;) Miss you on the SO DT!
LOL, oh love it. funny thing is that I was planning to do a "day in our life" blog soon too. haha. next time, we need some pics of your screaming baby goat, and your rock star singing in the back seat! LOL
You have the craziest stories, I love it!
how many times have i watched my jason dangle two wires into an outlet...lol, boys are dumb!
LOL! I need to do something like this. What a great idea for a layout!
The other evening when I was driving home from Chattanooga by myself, Ainslie screamed bloody murder the whole entire 2 hours and I thought of you and your baby goat, LOL! ;-)
LOL! i know what you mean about walmart! LOL!
i did get a good laugh at your day, though! ;)
Oh Brandy! Misery loves company.. so I will tell you I have the same circus-like environment when I go out.. x4! It will get better! (at least that is what I keep telling myself!)
Bwhahaha! sounds like my life! :) Love this post!
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